Something Stinks

Okay so Rooks and I woke up around 8:00 this morning. We usually get up and I hold Rooks while he drinks a bottle and wakes up a little. As soon as he's done he wants to get right up and play. So he had been playing for a while and then I decided to interrupt and go change his diaper that he had been in all night. So it's like 8:45 by now and I change his wet wet diaper and put him down and start tidying up his room. Within five minutes- he poops his pants. So- I change his diaper again. Fifteen minutes after that- he poops even more- a huge diaper full. I guess he wasn't done. :) So I stick a clean diaper under him- under the dirty one- I take down the dirty diaper and clean up his bum a little- and then move the dirty one to the side. As soon as I moved the dirty one and went to finish cleaning up his bum- he starts peeing full force everywhere and soaks the clean diaper that I had laying under him- not to mention the entire crib. I move the soaked diaper and put another clean one on as fast as I possibly can before anything else happens. By this time- I'm like worn out ya know- so we go into the living room and crash for a minute and watch some tv. Well Rooks goes crawling into the kitchen over to the dog kennels. We bring our pugs in at night otherwise they would bark all night- so when we bring them in- we all get a good nights rest. Anyway- Rooks loves the dog kennels- of course- just because I don't want him to play with them- he loves them. So I'm sitting on the couch watching him play for a minute before I go ruin his fun- and I notice how quiet he has gotten- and how he is concentrating pretty hard on rubbing something between all his fingers and up and down his legs. I get up and go into the kitchen to find that our new pug Chloe- has pooped all over in her kennel - and Rooks was rubbing it between his fingers! I instantly freak out ya know- I grab him and just go put him in our kitchen sink and just start pumping soap on him and I get the sink sprayer out and just hose this kid down- He loved it of course. He thought it was a big game. I assure you- he did not get it anywhere close to his face or mouth or anything though. Normally when our other pug needs to go out in the night-which is hardly ever- he just whines. But I swear I never heard a peep in the night from either dog- Chloe must not mind sleeping in her own mess! -And I guess I didn't notice a smell because Rooks' diapers had already stunk up the whole house. I called Chris around 10:00 and told him what a day I had already had.